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What the nasty-ass,body wash fuckery is this? Where is our beloved Mustafa?!?! A new commercial has been released from Old Spice, but instead of the delectable statue of seduction known as Isaiah Mustafa hocking their crappy soap, they’ve hired Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis. And as you can imagine, HE’S AWFUL! He’s an athlete, not an actor!!! Just watch is terrible commercial to see for yo yourself! (above) No! No! No! Bring back Mustafa!!!

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No!!!! Old Spice Guy Replaced?!?!

Check out this clip of The Timberpussy re-opening the golf course he owns in Memphis after it went through various renovations this past year! He’s out there doing good, and we applaud that, but we want more music! Golf can wait! LOLs!

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The Timberpussy Re-Opens His Golf Course!

This is so awesome!! Florida State University’s Marching Chiefs had a Glee themed half-time show and they did not disappoint! They played Gives You Hell , Dream On , and My Life Would Suck Without You . Check out the performances (above) and tell us which one is your favorite!

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Team Glee!!

This is very nice of him! McDreamy will get a big name athlete to participate in his second annual bicycling fundraiser. Olympic bronze medalist and Tour de France veteran Levi Leipheimer will join other champs in the Dempsey Challenge, a cycling event that raises money for the Patrick Dempsey Center for Cancer Hope & Healing at Central Maine Medical Center in Lewiston, Maine. Good for you guys! [ Image via WENN .]

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Tour de France Champ Comes To America For McDreamy!

This is dedication! (And also kind of frivolous!) Sources are reporting that Whoopi Goldberg dropped $2,300 on a life-size photograph of Michael Jordan while shopping with her fam at the NBA store on Fifth Avenue. Wowza! Where the hell are you going to put such a thing?! Then, she reportedly dropped another $2,700 on Jordan shoes and T-shirts, plus jerseys from the Atlanta Hawks and Los Angeles Lakers. The recession doesn’t mean much to her, huh?! [ Image via WENN .]

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Whoopi Blows Money On Michael Jordan

Gooooo team!! Adorable BFFs Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift were spotted wearing matching visors at a Notre Dame football game this past weekend. T-Swizzle requested that she sit in the student section along with her brother Austin , who is currently a freshman at the university, however, officials thought it would be “safer” if they sat on the sidelines. Ah, the perks of being a celeb!! Taylor definitely brought the team luck as they were victorious against Purdue with a score of 23-12. Rah rah! [ Image via Chicago Tribune .]

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Selena And T-Swizzle Spotted At Notre Dame Game!

What a SEKSI choice! Even if it is just his voice! Brad Pitt will reportedly be lending his voice to the upcoming documentary on the New Orleans’ Saints exciting win in this past Super Bowl! The film, which is a part of a series on the NFL network, always employs a celebrity narrator, but Pitt was apparently chosen for his efforts to help the post-Hurricane Katrina stricken city! Amazing! The documentary airs September 8th at 9pm! What do U think?? Will U be checking it out?? [ Image via WENN .]

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Brat Pitt To Narrate Super Bowl Documentary!

He needs something to keep him busy! Lil Wayne , still serving his jail sentence, has taken time out of his busy schedule to write a hand-written letter (above) to Sports Illustrated , declaring his love for tennis and giving them his upcoming U.S. Open predictions. And who is the rapper rooting for? Hottie Rafael Nadal ! He writes in his letter: “…I’m a huge [Rafael] Nadal fan. I’m definitely rooting for him to get the Grand Slam and win the U.S. Open.” “Nadal wins it all.” Too bad he’ll still be behind bars when the U.S. Open airs. Prison has television, right?? [ Image via SI.com .]

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Lil Wayne, Tennis Addict?

Tensions were high when a U.S. Army skydiver experienced parachute problems at Rangers Ballpark stadium in Arlington, Texas. The skydiver’s parachute got tangled on a flagpole, but luckily he was able to get himself loose and land on top of the scoreboard, which is the highest point in the entire stadium! Wow. VERY Impressive maneuver. We’re glad he’s all right!

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Caught On Tape: Skydiver Stuck On Pole At Texas Rangers Baseball Game

Stoopid! 19-year-old Oregon State University offensive lineman, Tyler Patrick Thomas , has been kicked off the team after he was found naked and intoxicated in a stranger’s home. Police received the call early Sunday morning and had to use a stun gun to take him into custody. When he was order to get on the ground, Thomas refused, dropped into a three-point stance and lunged at the officers. The fucktard was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest. He has since been released.

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Oregon State Lineman Found Nude In Stranger’s Home